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Jorrie Varney

Jorrie Varney


Jorrie Varney is a registered nurse and mother of two, who writes about the reality and insanity of parenting on her blog Close to Classy. Her parenting style can best be described as Roseanne meets Mary Poppins. She aspires to own furniture without stains, and enjoy a shower without an audience. You can follow her antics on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

Parenting

Parenthood Has Ruined My HGTV #HomeGoals

Cool furniture has taken a backseat to nappys, doctor’s visits, and all the other expensive sh*t kids need.

by Jorrie Varney
Parenting

I Stopped Cleaning My House Every Day & It Was The Best Decision Ever

There will come a time when my house will be spotless again, but that day is not today.

by Jorrie Varney
Parenting

Grandma Withdrawal Is A Real Thing, And It’s Basically The Worst

by Jorrie Varney
Miscellaneous

I Don’t Care What Anyone Says, Being In Your Thirties Is Freaking Awesome

by Jorrie Varney
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Home

Which Toy Story Character Are You?Sponsored content

by Jorrie Varney
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Health

How To Remove A Splinter Without Using A Needle

And yes, this method is totally pain-free.

by Jorrie Varney
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Parenting

My Family and I Were Victims of a Home Invasion

by Jorrie Varney
Love & Sex

My Kids Getting Older Has Been Amazing for My Marriage

by Jorrie Varney
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