Kim Bongiorno is an author, freelance writer, and the award-winning blogger behind Let Me Start By Saying. She lives in New Jersey with her handsome husband and two charmingly loud kids, who she pretends to listen to while playing on Facebook and Twitter. If she were less tired, she'd totally add something really clever to her bio so you'd never forget this moment. Visit Kim on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
#1. Ask, “How are you?” and not only mean it, want details.
Because there's too much vague bullsh*t out there that doesn't prepare you for what's about to go down.
Because to fully grasp what it's like to live the life of a breeder, you’ve gotta fully commit to getting your hands dirty and your shoes sticky.
#12: Tell the kids that Santa prefers beer and a clean room on Christmas Eve.
Raise your hand if when you sip coffee from your “World’s Best Mom” mug you feel a liiiiiittle bit fraudulent.