Kim Bongiorno is an author, freelance writer, and the award-winning blogger behind Let Me Start By Saying. She lives in New Jersey with her handsome husband and two charmingly loud kids, who she pretends to listen to while playing on Facebook and Twitter. If she were less tired, she'd totally add something really clever to her bio so you'd never forget this moment. Visit Kim on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.
#12: Tell the kids that Santa prefers beer and a clean room on Christmas Eve.
Raise your hand if when you sip coffee from your “World’s Best Mom” mug you feel a liiiiiittle bit fraudulent.
#9. Does it matter that my lady garden is more of a jungle, since I haven’t been able to tend to it?