I may be 9-months-pregnant and completely deserving of your love and help, but I have to take a minute to thank you.
Note to my hubs: Doing any of these things will pretty much guarantee that you get lucky.
These things buzz into my bitter mind when he asks to go out after I've spent all day with the baby.
Spoiler alert: He didn't die.
Being married is a lot like riding a wave. Throw a baby (or three in our case) into the mix and we often feel like we are riding a tsunami.
Refusing to split the parenting responsibilities equally was the best decision we've ever made.