#1. Your favourite workout instructor
You know what I mean by baby talk, right? It isn’t just high-pitched gibberish. It also involves obnoxious body language.
The assumption is that mums not only have all day to volunteer at school, but also want to -- and that's just not true.
"How did that baby get IN your belly?" + other things your preschooler will bring up, loudly, in public.
I longed to give my son a sibling, but I was terrified of going through another traumatic pregnancy.
I don't smack to hurt. I smack to get my kids' attention.