Because to fully grasp what it's like to live the life of a breeder, you’ve gotta fully commit to getting your hands dirty and your shoes sticky.
#12: Tell the kids that Santa prefers beer and a clean room on Christmas Eve.
Raise your hand if when you sip coffee from your “World’s Best Mom” mug you feel a liiiiiittle bit fraudulent.
#10. “I never thought I'd consider 'didn't puke while making lunch' a major accomplishment, but here we are.” – Michelle Back
#4. At times you suspect she hates you.
Cursing now and again is just a part of who I am. I’m not sorry about it.