Note to my hubs: Doing any of these things will pretty much guarantee that you get lucky.
Full disclosure: I'm venting to you about some of these things -- so that I won't lose it on him.
When my children were small, I felt disgusted that the parts of my body that gave them nourishment and comfort were being used sexually by my husband.
Sex was quick. Done and dusted before the kids could find where mum and dad were hiding.
I’m a pretty private person, who likes to keep her privates, as well as her private moments...private.