#3. You will yell, “Get your finger out of there,” “Don’t lick that,” and, “Get off of that” within 30 minutes of waking.

Plus, how to get silly when your kid is on the potty.

As a kid, I was not a fan of chores. Now that I'm a parent, I’ve decided: Chores. Are. Awesome.

One of the most common frantic calls I get is about a toddler who fell off a bed, a piece of playground equipment, a chair, or another high object.