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Amazing Relationship Advice from 10 NYC Cab Drivers

Sure, taxi drivers hear plenty of nonsense — but they hear words of wisdom too.

To avoid family conflict we agreed to let my in-laws (and others) stay with us, and it was a nightmare.

“How did that baby get IN your belly?” + other things your preschooler will bring up, loudly, in public.

#3. The shape, colour, size, speed, smell, and frequency of their baby’s poo.

I stretched the truth as a kid — and now my kids are most definitely following in my footsteps.

#5. Poke at your nipple a bit like she’s playing a bizarre game of Whack-a-Mole.

I bet you’re wondering what magic tricks I use, right?

Kim Kardashian has made a career of being naked publicly, but that’s so not me.