21 Things Every Mum Thinks While Prepping for a Party
#20. What was I thinking, hosting a party in this landfill of smudges and tiny toys?
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21 Things Every Mum Knows to Be True About Her Kids’ Bathroom
#8. It is possible to grow a coral reef of spit-out toothpaste on the faucet so thick you need a jackhammer to remove it.
21 Things Every Mum Thinks While Cleaning the House
#12. Is this chocolate or poop? IS THIS CHOCOLATE OR POOP?
21 Things All Mums Know About What Happens Outdoors, in the Summer
#8. Toddlers won’t eat BBQ sauce but they have no problem using it as finger paint to draw self-portraits on any low windows.
21 Things Every Mum Thinks When She’s Prepping for Her Mother-in-Law’s Visit
#11. LOL, “I wonder if she’ll like how I redecorated the family room.” I crack myself up.
21 Things Every Mum Knows About Last-Minute Playdates
#10. They smell of parental desperation and antsy children.