Just don't do it. Seriously.
Perhaps it’s time for me to shut down the computer and start FaceTiming the people who live on my street.
I love you and need you now more than ever, FWK. But, please let me explain how our relationship will be different now that I'm a mum.
My husband tried to be reassuring, but he never managed to say what I needed to hear. Meanwhile, my friends stepped up like I couldn't believe.
It's hard to imagine my precious baby having crushes, but I'm getting glimpses of what's ahead.
He was over it in five seconds, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about that cringe-worthy moment on the playground.