7 Truths About Pregnancy Only Your Very Honest BFF Will Tell You
Because there’s too much vague bullsh*t out there that doesn’t prepare you for what’s about to go down.
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21 Things I Look Forward to on Super Bowl Sunday
I am so excited about Super Bowl Sunday! For those of you who don’t know, it is a sports-ing thing during which two teams go on television to have a match to determine who gets to go home with a metal football stuck atop a tall triangle. The bestest player that day gets his own […]
21 Things Only Mums Who Breastfeed Know
#6. People who insist that breastfeeding is “so easy” when you are struggling with it deserve a taco karate chop.
11 Reasons Dinnertime Is a Nightmare at Our House
To give you an idea of what it’s like, here are highlights from a typical dinner with my two-year-old twins.
Funny Tweets About Marriage That Will Have You Nodding In Agreement
Marriage is the joyous union of two people who’ve optimistically vowed to love one another ’til death do they part. But as all married people soon find out, marriage is work. Serious work. And sometimes you wish the vows had been a little more specific; like, “I promise to love you in sickness and in […]
A Night Out Dancing ‘Back Then’ vs. Now As a Mum
It’s time to go dancing with our girlfriends again! We’ll be home by 10:30, right? RIGHT???
9 Signs You Might Be a Hot-Mess Mum
Though you may not find it in your Oxford dictionary, “Hot Mess” is a term that’s probably familiar to most mums. Simply put, it refers to a person or thing that is disorganized or disheveled. Now, I don’t know about you, but that pretty much sums up my entire existence as a mom: There’s a […]
21 Things That Go Through Your Mind When You Get a Positive Pregnancy Test
#3. I NEED MORE TESTS. I will drink a gallon of water, and go get more tests. I need to be sure.
21 Things Only Mums Who Pump at Work Know
You probably never thought you’d be sitting ta-tas out just a wall away from your boss, but here you are, diligently subjecting yourself to the tiny torture-device better known as a breast pump in the name of feeding your child that sweet, sought-after breast milk. The things we do for our kids, amirite? Whether your […]
25 Things All Mums Think While Shopping at Target
In this thing called motherhood, I recognise that we all do things differently. But whether you work or stay at home, no matter what you feed your children or whose rooms they sleep in, or where you stand on traditional medicine, homeschooling, and any of the other hot topics, I can promise you this: We […]
21 Things Mums Say to End a Phone Call
#16. “Seriously? Fighting over LEGO? What the f—” *CLICK*
21 Things Only Mums Who Have Had Vaginal Births Know
#9. What it’s like to peek at your pink bubblegum by the bum and see what appears to be a pint of raspberries somebody took their frustrations out on.