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Your Pregnancy

Even My Eyeballs Are Pregnant

I am sitting outside a coffee shop when I see a cute girl standing at the register.  She’s in her mid-twenties, with shiny hair and a cute body. She looks so thin to me (but even the Pillsbury Dough Boy looks like he’s lost weight to me these days.)  I hate her.